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Oh, and a fic for April Fools. Enjoy!

Name:The Lolcat Curse, or how Harry Potter defeated Voldemort and learned to love cheeseburgers.
Characters:Lucius, Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Voldemort, Bellatrix, Severus Snape, and Dumbledore
Pairing: Harry/Lucius,
Warnings: Crack. Serious crack. And lolspeak.
Word Count: 893
Summary: The final battle went a little differently from what got recorded.
Author's Note: http://speaklolcat.com provided all lolcat translations. And I am in debt to copperbadge, whose brilliant Torchwood lolcat fic inspired this one. Happy April Fools, everyone!
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Turnabout is fair play

Happy Springsmut, ilostmynuts!
Author: [info]melfinatheblue
Recipient: [info]ilostmynuts
Title: Turnabout is fair play
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: After his escape from Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy is forced to take refuge with Severus Snape. Snape seizes his chance to take the proud blond down a couple hundred pegs.
Warnings: nudity, slash, bondage, sex toys, humiliation
Word Count: ~5000
Author's Notes: Many thanks to the betas for being patient and helpful and generally reassuring me. Hope this isn't too long for you, ilostmynuts.

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Grief Does Strange Things to a Man

Title: Grief does strange things to a man
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Lucius/Petunia
Disclaimer: All those in favour of my owning HP so we could have more nude scenes? Sigh. Anyway everything belongs to JKR, yada yada yada.
Summary: Tom the barman knows all the gossip. Including the strange story of how Lucius Malfoy ended up kissing a Muggle and how Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter ended up a couple.
Warnings: bslash, het, mention of possible mpreg
Word Count: 2820
Author's Notes: I know, you're seeing that Lucius/Petunia and running in fear. But you shouldn't. I promise, there's not much, and you get an H/D shower scene to make up for it. Plus, don't you want to know how that pairing could ever occur?
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The Joy of Children 1 & 2

The Joy of Children 1 & 2

Author: melfinatheblue
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s):Lucius/Andromeda and Lucius/Severus in the second one.
Summary: Some days having kids is not all it's cracked up to be
Challenge: intro ficlet for hp_alternate on ij
Word Count:415 ish for both
Genre: fluff? I dunno.
Warnings: AU.
A/N:Two ficlets set in my phoenix_flies AU. (that's what A/N means, right? Author's Notes?)
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Musings on Supper

Title:Musings on Supper
Author:Melfina the Blue
Fandom:Harry Potter
Disclaimer:I own nothing; JKR and WB own everything.
Pairing:Lucius/Narcissa (and if you want to, Lucius/Severus)
Genre:character musing
Spoilers and/or Warnings:DH spoiler possible, but not intended Mentions of child abuse
Summary:Lucius muses on supper and on life.
Author's Note: This is somewhere between an essay and stream of conciousness. 1000 words (more or less, I think less). This was written for 60 minute fics, but I was only watching the comm, and didn't get added till after the challenge was up. Oh well...
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random Manor drabble from this month's HPDrabbletree

Devilishly frustrating, it was. You'd think that getting into a wing of your own home wouldn't be complicated, that you'd just open a door and there it was. But in a house soaked so full of magic for so long that it had developed sentience, any door could lead anywhere. Granted, most rooms didn't move around much in the South Wing, but that was only because the Manor didn't like to frustrate its owners. He leaned his head against yet another doorway that failed him.

"I just want to make sure the roof isn't leaking!" He yelled into the hallway. Hopefully the Manor would catch his intent, even if it couldn't understand his words.
Title: See, this is what Sexual Education Leads to (part 1 of I have no idea)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco/Severus, (later) Severus/Remus, Lucius/Severus/Remus, Lucius/Harry/Draco/Severus/Remus?
Summary: When Lucius agreed to give Draco the "talk" he had no idea what it would lead to.
Warnings: SMUT, slash, Malfoycest, threesome, bondage and double penetration likely later on, and whatever else my twisted mind can come up with.
Notes:. Written for one of my fav writers, softly_sweetly who hopefully had an awesome birthday.
Word Count: 2050
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